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This is particular geeky of me but I am posting an excerpt from a dragon magazine. It made me laugh out loud at work.
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So here we are and here we remain, defending our home against adventurers on a daily basis and woryying about the survival of our tribe, Wait, did I say "worrying?" Why should anyone worry?After all is it even possible for adventurers to destroy a kobold tribe that has survived a millenium in this haunted crypt through determination courage, and rapid breeding alone? Sorry, I dont have time to answer that question. I'm to busy stamping the the chieftan's seal on a pile of death certificates.
Killing kobolds has always been an obsession for adventurers, or at least a really bad habit. Some days it seems a kobold cant place a piece of quartz on a stool without an adventurer slaughtering him, stealing the quartz, and setting fire to the stool."
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So here we are and here we remain, defending our home against adventurers on a daily basis and woryying about the survival of our tribe, Wait, did I say "worrying?" Why should anyone worry?After all is it even possible for adventurers to destroy a kobold tribe that has survived a millenium in this haunted crypt through determination courage, and rapid breeding alone? Sorry, I dont have time to answer that question. I'm to busy stamping the the chieftan's seal on a pile of death certificates.
Killing kobolds has always been an obsession for adventurers, or at least a really bad habit. Some days it seems a kobold cant place a piece of quartz on a stool without an adventurer slaughtering him, stealing the quartz, and setting fire to the stool."