ladies and gentlemen

[technoir]

Choose or die.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/choose-your-own.php?page=1

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[digital-avatar.livejournal.com]

I was drinking fresh Iced Tea. I swear it. I, for some reason, continued to hold the glass even after I read the blurb. I even kept it in my hand as I started to go through the pics.

"Billy Trips Balls" + Tea = Wet shirt.

I've read some of the books that the cover-art was stolen from. I had about 30 of them before I gave them to the local good-will.

[luckypooka.livejournal.com]

That was great! Thank you for sharing!

[pipistrella.livejournal.com]

The Giant Fucking Irradiated Toast almost got me in trouble at work.

[technoir.livejournal.com]

of course the black kid gets the knife is what made me laugh out loud.