technoir | (no subject)

huh. When I got up this morning I did not think to myself, I will need to learn how to clean blood off a monitor today.

Funny old world.

ARE YOU OKAY?

yeah yeah I will be fine. nothing to bad really.

Uh-uh.

I'll be send you the bill for the blood pressure meds later, man. Don't scare use like that.

Context, man. I crave context. Give me context.

Oh you worry too much. If it was something I could not walk off I would not be posting on the livejournal.

Now, now, he never said it was his blood. Let's just assume that there is one less annoying person to worry about today. :)

There are days I love you Lara. Your just awesome.

That's actually exactly what I jumped to. I never thought it was his blood.

tease.

So, how *do* you clean blood off a monitor?

the same way you remove pet urine and feces...very carefully

true. These are also excellent arguments for me to not own pets.

What are you doing that you need to clean pet urine and feces from a monitor?!

a product called Screen DR Screen Cleaner. As long as it is not to much.

It is not hard really...I end up cleaning blood off things all the time.

You know, I find that ritualistic sacrifice gets way too messy in my office, so I just do it outside under the full moon.

See, this is why you tie the rubber strap tightly around the upper arm before you stick the needle in to inject the heroin.

Remember that next time.