best mage smack talk ever.

[technoir]

I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds with enough time left over to move 30 feet. I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a subatomic level by speaking. A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the gravitational pull of the planet. I shelve physics texts under "fiction" in my personal library! I concider th laws of thermodynamics loose guidelines at best! In short , i am grasping the reigns of the universe carriage, and every morning I wake up, look to the heavens, and shout "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what i do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I sir am a wizard, and i break more natural laws before breakfast than which you are even aware!

Vaarsuvius from the order of the stick.

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[rp-frozen.livejournal.com]

Awesomeness. Mage was always my favorite game.