we all have our geek, can you name mine?

"I don't think our Maker wants to hear from me right now... because he knows I'm going to go out in that sky, in this plane, and remove one of his creations from his universe. And when I return, I'm going to drink a bottle of Scotch as if it were Chiggy von Richthofen's blood, and celebrate his death." -- T.C. McQueen