I am deeply amused by this.

[technoir]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html


Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007

TOM Cruise is the new "Christ" of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been "chosen" to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: "Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.
"Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right."
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

Comments

[goblinkatie.livejournal.com]

Several jokes jump to mind, but I can't really share them with the general public. I dun want to be beaten by the politically correct police today.

[technoir.livejournal.com]

You know I honestly dont care about political correctness. This is damn funny. Maybe we cant mail him a cross.

[smiths-hammer.livejournal.com]

Dibs on being the one to stick a spear in his side! :-D

[pipistrella.livejournal.com]

Oh, go for it. Nobody here's going to arrest you.

Anyway, I don't think this is real.

[technoir.livejournal.com]

does it matter if it is real? WMD's were not real and look at the comedy that came out of that.

[gosamyr.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaha HA HA!

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