We need to REALLY think green- there's a chemical we've all been exposed to in this office and I think it's time we learned the truth about it:

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!



Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.



Dihydrogen monoxide:



* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.



Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!



Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.



Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:



* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.



Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!



The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.




For more information, click on the following link:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=94592

From: [identity profile] chinook-wind.livejournal.com

DHM not as advertised!


You conveniently forget to mention that DiHydrogen Monoxide is also crucial to the existence of the planet, in the correct amounts. Neither you nor I nor anything else alive could exist without DHM! This is all terribly inflammatory -- just another example of you crazy left wing "Green" people! Don't be taken in, folks -- DHM can be dangerous, but then again, you put yourself in danger every time you walk out your front door! Read the literature, make up your own mind!

;)

From: [identity profile] technoir.livejournal.com

Re: DHM not as advertised!


next thing you know you will be telling me that shoes dont cause cancer!!

From: [identity profile] justy-dreamer.livejournal.com


My Mom was doing DHM while she was pregnanty with me.

And now I'm a Geeky Attention-Whore who likes Anime, Video Games, and Voice Acting.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!

From: [identity profile] charlesland.livejournal.com


I have a DHMO addiction, matter of fact I am indulging in it right now.

(I remember the first time I heard Neal Boortz reading that memo. The calls were hilarious)

From: [identity profile] technoir.livejournal.com


it is a shame he is a complete fracking git otherwise! Boortz I mean, not you. Your okay.

A bit odd but okay.

From: [identity profile] ikara-fox.livejournal.com


"Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today."

Most? What is this most? Is it not in EVERY stream, lake, and reservior?
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