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Merry Politically Correct Christmas
Public Service Announcement
Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of
religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for
the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008,
but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose
contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply
that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and
without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith
or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are
accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law,
and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: No
trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant
number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
Public Service Announcement
Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of
religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for
the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008,
but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose
contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply
that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and
without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith
or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are
accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law,
and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: No
trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant
number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.