From: [identity profile] evilzombieking.livejournal.com

D&D


You wouldn't think that there's any truth to those pamphlets, silly as they are - and it might be coincidence, but I played D&D, and look what happened to me. Now I'm dead, evil, and I chomp on any chunk of flesh I can get my grimy, withered (yet surprisingly strong) hands on. So before you go laughing at them Chick publishers, just remember me and my fate.

Of course, it might not have been the D&D. It might have been the chicken sacrifice in the graveyard during the full-moon on All Hallows Eve at midnight when that meteor struck the Book of the Dead that I just happened to be holding as the words "Clatoo, Verata, Nicto"* were escaping my lips.

But then again, it might have been the D&D

*Thanks to the deadites of deadites.net for the proper spelling of "Clatoo, Verata, Nicto" - evilzombieking may be evil, but he likes to attribute his sources. (Plus they've got some really hot pictures posted on that site of gals who are hardly wearing any flesh at all. w00t!)
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